Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The FACES....(two)

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT-I ENTIRELY ACKNOWLEDGE,DEDICATE,BOTH THESE POSTS TO A BEAUTIFUL FACE NAMED "JASDEEP KAUR" WHOSE FACE TRULLY,SOLELY,INSPIRED ME FOR WRITING THIS ENTIRE THREAD..

The "NO-WORK" FACES:-
Hmmmm....hmmmmmmmm.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What to write...
"no-work" on workplace...
this is a "contradictory" face..showing signs of sorrow(due to unnecessary thoughts), happiness..laziness...& most important "sleepiness"....these faces follow principle of "yawn yawn-& go down"....yawn till your last breath....yawn till tears tickle down your cheeks...other associated symptoms are "putting fingers in hairs"..any ocassional droup...& ocassional closure of eyelids...either provide them a bed to sleep or some fruitful work..please take note of the word "fruitful"
Pay attention-if you dont let them sleep....they can start crying...
because "no-work" is a "big-work" itself!!!!!!!!!


The "PRE-MARITAL" FACES:-
la..la...la...la...
Wishin’’ and hopin’’ and thinkin’’ and prayin’’
Planning and dreamin’ each night of his charms....
la..la..la..laaaaaa
Very common faces during internship...love those bashful faces..a new glow seems to cover this face each day..suddenly a common face becomes beautifully uncommon...loss of memory is very common....smiling for unknown reasons is very very common...
presence of a golden diamond ring in finger clearly says...
"look-look-i-am-going-to-be-married"
A suggestion to general public-
Avoid visiting to a "bride-to-be" doctor,you can get one extra injection!!!!!!!

The "Dysmenorrhoea" faces:-
(Non-medicos please search in the dictionary for the meaning of dysmenorrhoea)
I am having tears in my eyes describing this face...Here goes a tale of INTENSE PAIN..A tale of GOD'S injustice towards females(thats the most common word spoken during this phase)
Agony(5+)..More Agony(5+)..More & More Agony(5+){Wish i could grade it more than 5 but it is the highest grade in our science {bbcr}} is the hallmark of this face...
so..here it is..
Forehead-
Wrinkles over forehead.
EYES--
Either red or occassional presence of tears,depends upon the intensity.
Lips -
In curved shape(either cursing herself for her birth..her gender or anyone whom she hates much).
Expressions--
Expression of pain..intense pain..as if a soul is craving for salvation..
Hands-
Either pressing the lower belly....or lower back...
Posture-
standing is the worst position..walks stoop shouldered....
Restless..changes places frequently in order to get relief...

these faces speaks also speaks common words like....
1.What to do
2.Ohh GOD!!!!!!!!!
3.DAMN!!!!!!
4.Wish i could have been a boy!!!!!!
5.What the hell!!!!!!!!
6.Dont know how all women can tolerate labour!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you people had a nice time reading this...
kinny singh signing off for today..
May GOD bless all of you!!!!!!!!!!

5 comments:

  1. kinny u write really well.
    n ur suggestions r really practical,
    keep up d gud work.....
    tkcr:)

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  2. ohh my god!!!! kinny u r supertalented.... this is so damn gud, just awesomest, mind blowing, fantabulous..... just keep up d gud wrk man!!!!! love u loadzzzzzz muah

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  3. OMG! m honoured...lol
    I alwz knew my face would b inspirational for someone someday...it has got the potential.
    Keep goin gal....ur writing is an awesome read...
    it can help ppl laugh over their miseries...i.e. only after it is over.
    Do write down some more facies...i wont mind inspiring u more...c u at ddr.

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  4. wah janeman..kya shine mari hai..n jess ko to tune celeb bna dia...lol...kbi hmse b inspire hna...waise ts so mch fun going thru ur stuff..keep up d gud wrk dear...waiting fr more frm ur pen...

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