Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The FACES....(one)

First of all...SORRY to all my followers for becoming absent for so many days....but now am here again with my most discussed post....
THE Faces..
During my medicine lectures i have learned so many facies of different diseases..but here are some common faces which i have seen very frequently during my internship days..
so i start with..

1.CORYZA FACES:-
These "red running-nose-tearful-eyes" faces tell their own story behind them..A tale of great misery..what a minor illness everyone says..but this is enough for making any person irritable...nose becomes more red not because of inflammation but because of continuous rubbing...you can find occasional presence of a hanky or tissue over this face..these faces follow principle "no-speech-just-sneez"...some of the brave hearts blow their nose in public,others(the shy,modest,ideal kind of people u know!!) develops cough in few days, as they believe in swallowing mucous over their modesty...
& please dont even ask the person "what happened"..you may get one tight slap either physically or mentally....

THE "FULL-BLADDER" FACES:-
Aahh.....if the toilet is engaged..this is the most peculiar face to be seen...you can get a "clenched face" with "clenched fists" posture...hands often may join to form a prayer posture also..as if silently offering a prayer to GOD ( trully to the person who is inside toilet)....Most of the times these faces speak only two sentences...
1.PLEASE HURRY
2.OH GOD!!!!!!!!
Believe me...this "full-bladder" can make any person to go anywhere...can make "anyone" plead to "no one"...God knows you can find a "pressed-suit-highly-neat" figure into the ugliest worst toilet..see..how it shortens the distances between people...
so friends..next time..if you want to make any person plead in front of you...invite him...make him drink..juices..water..tea..cofee..& d best one(alcohol) lock your toilet & dont give him the "key" untill he pleads..
(please dont apply this on me)
one more thing guys..one 'ssshhhuuuuu' is enough to make a "story" titled "when-someone-pee-publicly"


(to be continued in next post)

1 comment:

  1. u hv left me speechless....but a great trick 2 make some1 plead n 2 blackmail nebdy into nethg.

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